Five steps to an enlightened Thanksgiving dinner: Don't go, and if you do, wear pajamas


On this day before Thanksgiving, I ask all Americans to come together and acknowledge our one shared truth: Thanksgiving is an awful holiday.

I know many will claim to disagree with that statement, but that’s your inner rationalization stifling true feelings. Try to set yourself free from the Turkey Industrial Complex and let your real, base emotions flow.


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